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Do Nootropics Actually Work? I Took a Bunch of Magic Brain Pills to Find Out

August 7, 2019 by freemexy  

Do Nootropics Actually Work? I Took a Bunch of Magic Brain Pills to Find Out


The resurgent popularity of Best Nootropic Powder-an umbrella term for supplements that purport to boost creativity, memory, and cognitive ability-has more than a little to do with the recent Silicon Valley-induced obsession with disrupting literally everything, up to and including our own brains. But most of the appeal of smart drugs lies in the simplicity of their age-old premise: Take the right pill and you can become a better, smarter, as-yet-unrealized version of yourself-a person that you know exists, if only the less capable you could get out of your own way.

Federal law classifies most nootropics as dietary supplements, which means that the Food and Drug Administration does not regulate manufacturers' statements about their benefits (as the giant "This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease" disclaimer on the label indicates). And the types of claims that the feds do allow supplement companies to make are often vague and/or supported by less-than-compelling scientific evidence. "If you find a study that says that an ingredient caused neurons to fire on rat brain cells in a petri dish," says Pieter Cohen, an assistant professor at Harvard Medical School, "you can probably get away with saying that it ‘enhances memory' or ‘promotes brain health.'"

Since dietary supplements do not require double-blind, placebo-controlled, pharmaceutical-style human studies before going to market, there is little incentive for companies to really prove that something does what they say it does. This means that, in practice, nootropics may not live up to all the grandiose, exuberant promises advertised on the bottle in which they come. The flip side, though? There's no need to procure a prescription in order to try them out. Good news for aspiring biohackers-and for people who have no aspirations to become biohackers, but still want to be Bradley Cooper in Limitless (me).
After consulting Reddit's (predictably) excessive guide for beginners-it features 270 footnotes!-I began fiddling with "stacking": the practice of taking different amounts of varying nootropic substances, which users are encouraged to refine for as long as it takes to achieve Peak Cooper.

First was a combination of L-theanine and aniracetam, a synthetic compound prescribed in Europe to treat degenerative neurological diseases. I tested it by downing the recommended dosages and then tinkering with a story I had finished a few days earlier, back when caffeine was my only performance-enhancing drug. I zoomed through the document with renewed vigor, striking some sentences wholesale and rearranging others to make them tighter and punchier.

It was a productive hour, sure. But it also bore a remarkable resemblance to the normal editing process. I had imagined that the magical elixir coursing through my bloodstream would create towering storm clouds in my brain which, upon bursting, would rain cinematic adjectives onto the page as fast my fingers could type them. Unfortunately, the only thing that rained down were Google searches that began with the words "synonym for"-my usual creative process.