August 7, 2019 by freemexy
Do Nootropics Actually Work? I Took a Bunch of Magic Brain Pills to Find Out
Federal law classifies most nootropics as dietary supplements, which means that the Food and Drug Administration does not regulate manufacturers' statements about their benefits (as the giant "This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease" disclaimer on the label indicates). And the types of claims that the feds do allow supplement companies to make are often vague and/or supported by less-than-compelling scientific evidence. "If you find a study that says that an ingredient caused neurons to fire on rat brain cells in a petri dish," says Pieter Cohen, an assistant professor at Harvard Medical School, "you can probably get away with saying that it ‘enhances memory' or ‘promotes brain health.'"
Since dietary supplements do not require double-blind, placebo-controlled, pharmaceutical-style human studies before going to market, there is little incentive for companies to really prove that something does what they say it does. This means that, in practice, nootropics may not live up to all the grandiose, exuberant promises advertised on the bottle in which they come. The flip side, though? There's no need to procure a prescription in order to try them out. Good news for aspiring biohackers-and for people who have no aspirations to become biohackers, but still want to be Bradley Cooper in Limitless (me).
First was a combination of L-theanine and aniracetam, a synthetic compound prescribed in Europe to treat degenerative neurological diseases. I tested it by downing the recommended dosages and then tinkering with a story I had finished a few days earlier, back when caffeine was my only performance-enhancing drug. I zoomed through the document with renewed vigor, striking some sentences wholesale and rearranging others to make them tighter and punchier.
It was a productive hour, sure. But it also bore a remarkable resemblance to the normal editing process. I had imagined that the magical elixir coursing through my bloodstream would create towering storm clouds in my brain which, upon bursting, would rain cinematic adjectives onto the page as fast my fingers could type them. Unfortunately, the only thing that rained down were Google searches that began with the words "synonym for"-my usual creative process.